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1. Sleeping Pills (11/17/2012)
   Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
2. A Nail Or A Fly (11/17/2012)
   Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully and slapped it with all his strength.
3. Dear, we have been married for 50 years (11/16/2012)
   A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, `Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.`
4. There is already painted lattice ah (11/16/2012)
   She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. `Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?` said the teacher.
5. Run the small white rabbit (11/15/2012)
   The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, `Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!`
6. Died when the (11/15/2012)
   `Before I got married, I had it all,` Stanislaw explains. `Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me, 'Get married and start a family.
7. Argentina's joke (11/12/2012)
   An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.`It's all right,` says the husband. `We share everything.`
8. This winter is cold or warm (11/12/2012)
   Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.
9. They put my name to carve the wrong (11/10/2012)
   When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrifying noise,`TAP-TAP-TAP` coming from the shadows.
10. The company has a very good health care plan (11/10/2012)
   Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack.`
11. Hearing problem (11/9/2012)
   The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,`Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.`
12. Keep feeding him nickels (11/9/2012)
   A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically , she called to the father outside.
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