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1. You know that I am doing (12/27/2012)
   Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.
2. Navajo Message For The Moon (12/27/2012)
   When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.
3. How do you put the color of the wall and the vase so perfect? (12/14/2012)
   A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
4. A policeman took a monkey to his boss there (12/14/2012)
   Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away.
5. Would you like to meet her (12/5/2012)
   When the young waitress in the caf¨¦ in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again.
6. where am I standing (12/5/2012)
   Einstein looked down and found that Newton was standing on a square floor board with one metre long and one metre wide. He didn't understand.
7. Beer party (11/30/2012)
   `He invited the professor and the cop to come to the White House on Thursday for beer. Alcohol usually cools things off. Have you noticed that? That's where you want to go.` --David Letterman.
8. American humor (11/30/2012)
   `President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today.
9. I know I can count on you (11/20/2012)
   `Boss,` he says, `we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.`
10. A Gentle Reminder (11/20/2012)
   Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted.
11. Thirteen (11/19/2012)
   A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
12. An Unwelcome Honor (11/19/2012)
   A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, `I have some good news and some bad news for you.`
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