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1. Then he began to try very hard to of boating (1/21/2013)
   A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. `Oh, yes, they're my friends!` `In that case,` the police officer warned him, `you had better get them out of here.`
2. She didn't have any change for a reward (1/21/2013)
   Looking in her purse, she commented, `Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.`
3. They are all great baseball fans (1/18/2013)
   There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.
4. What is a traitor? (1/18/2013)
   Father (a veteran politician):`A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.`
5. One real man (1/17/2013)
   The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely.
6. A New Employee (1/17/2013)
   What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
7. It has a advantage a lifetime guarantee (1/16/2013)
   After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket.
8. I didn't cry, but the teacher cried! (1/16/2013)
   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
9. The doctor asked his mother line kiss (1/15/2013)
   During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion.
10. Excellent Skills (1/15/2013)
   After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
11. Limited Knowledge (1/7/2013)
   As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. `No problem,` I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
12. Good Lights (1/7/2013)
   A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but¡ªwanting to make sure each bulb worked¡ªshe asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
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