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1. Did you miss a step on? (2/5/2013)
   Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
2. Where is the father? (2/5/2013)
   The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, `Obviously he was painting the pictures.`
3. Or why I would like to clean (2/2/2013)
   Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to `warn` him that we would be coming.
4. I can use it again (2/2/2013)
   At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. `Shall I engrave her name on it?` the jeweler asked.
5. I Understand Him (2/1/2013)
   While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.
6. Because I'm allergic to gold (2/1/2013)
   For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions.
7. He's always trying to find a very good player (1/29/2013)
   One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. `Well,` the dean said after some persuasion, `I'd better ask him a few questions first.`
8. So no one know napoleon was ill (1/29/2013)
   `He's a good boy,` said Jack's father, `and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.`
9. How do I get the gum out (1/28/2013)
   Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.
10. I also now have the body and blood of Virginia (1/28/2013)
   A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.
11. The Choice of Word (1/25/2013)
   One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.
12. The advantages and disadvantages of buying a house (1/25/2013)
   `This house,` said the real-estate salesman, `has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.`
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