The 10 most classic shop slogan.
Navigation: Home > Hilarious Jokes > Content

The 10 most classic shop slogan

1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
[Tag]:The 10 most classic shop slogan
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...