Death Unavoidable.
Navigation: Home > Hilarious Jokes > Content

Death Unavoidable

A sailor who was going to set out for India was asked by a landsman, where his father died.

"He was shipwrecked."answered the sailor.

"And where did your grandfather die?"

"When he was fishing, a storm arose and he and all on board were drowned."

"And your great-grandfather?"

"He also lost his life at sea."

"Then,"said the landsman, "If I were you, I should never go to sea."

"And pray, "asked the seaman, "Where did your father die?"

"In his bed."

"And your grandfather?"

"He as well as my great-grandfather died in their beds."

"Then, if I were you,"said the sailor, "I should never go to bed."
[Tag]:Death Unavoidable
[Time]:1/24/2012
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...