You must learn how to brag.
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You must learn how to brag

Son: Is it bad to drag,dad?

Father: Naw.It's essential!

Father: Kid,if you're going to be a Viking,you'll have to learn how to brag.You look the enemy in the eye and do the chicken scratch and then you..."O O WAWEEEEEEE!!" My momma was a thunderhead!My daddy was a lightning bolt! I'm meaner than a sore-tooth snake...rougher than a rusty saw! I spit nails and I can beat any man in the world!!

Son: Then you fight?

Father: Heck,kid - if you do it right you don't have to fight at all!!
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