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On the fly and soup jokes

01.Customer: Waiter, there¡¯s a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That¡¯s all right, Sir, he won¡¯t drink much.

02. Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.

Waiter: I¡¯m sorry sir, I didn¡¯t know that you are vegetarian.

03. Customer: Waiter, there¡¯s a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

04. Customer: Waiter, there¡¯s a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.

05. Customer: Waiter, there¡¯s a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: What do you expect for $1¡ª a live one?

06. Customer: Waiter, what¡¯s the meaning of this fly in my soup?

Waiter: I wouldn¡¯t know, Sir. I¡¯m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

[Tag]:On the fly and soup jokes
[Time]:10/19/2011
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