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Men and women different

1.SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.

4. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

5. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
[Tag]:Men and women different
[Time]:9/24/2011
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