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The deathbed and annoying

The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor.

1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentallysteppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to theguillotine.


2. I cant sleep.

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan.

3. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrows paper? ¡®French Fries!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the presswhowereto witness his execution.

4. Its stopped.

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

5. Please dont let me fall.

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her partin the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

6. Now, now, my good man, this is no time formakingenemies.

Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
[Tag]:The deathbed and annoying
[Time]:9/23/2011
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