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Nagging wife vs. drunk driver

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over
the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, 揥here have you been??

揑've been to the pub? slurs the drunk.

揥ell,?says the cop, 搃t looks like you've had quite a few.?

揑 did alright,?the drunk says with a smile.

揇id you know,?says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, 搕hat a
few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car??

揙h, thank heavens,?sighs the drunk. 揊or a minute there, I thought I'd gone
deaf.?
[Tag]:Nagging wife vs. drunk driver
[Time]:5/9/2010
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