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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting
next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?'' ''I'm Jim.'' ''Jim,
do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??'' 憫sure!''
replies Jim, ''Let's go!''

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on
the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the
picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says. ''Yes? And what about it?'' asks
Stacey. ''Is it your brother?'' ''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's
eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks,
憫is it your husband?'' Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was
relieved. ''Then, it must be your boyfriend!'' Stacey giggles even more while
nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!'' ''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.
Stacky replies, 憫that's me BEFORE my operation!!''
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