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Three little ducks

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a
stool; he looks up at the bartender and says, 揷ould you mind my ducks while i
go use the phone??the bartender is puzzled, but he doesn't see a problem and
agrees to look after the three little ducks.

when the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck
搘hat's your name??the duck says, 憫my name is huey.'' and the bartender, an
affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, 揾ello huey, how has your day
been??搈y day's been great? answers the duck, 搃've been slipping in and out
of puddles all day?

satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions.
the second duck replies, 搈y name is dewey and i've had a great day; i've been
slipping in and out of puddles all day.?the bartender says, 憫that sounds
nice.''

with this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about
the first ducks' responses, then says to the third duck, 揹on't tell me -- your
name's louie and you've been slipping in and out of puddles all day too? to
which the duck replies, 搉o. my name's puddles, and i've had a s*** of a day.?
[Tag]:Three little ducks
[Time]:5/9/2010
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