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A nun? Drinking!

Sister mary katherine lived in a convent, a block away from jack's liquor
store. one day, in walked sister mary katherine and she said, oh jack, give me
a pint o' the brandy.

sister mary katherine, exclaimed jack, i could never do that! i've never
sold alcohol to a nun in my life!

oh jack, she responded, it's only for the mother superior. her voice
dropped. it helps her constipation, you know.

so, jack sold her the brandy. later that night jack closed the store and
walked home. as he passed the convent, whom should he see but sister mary
katherine; and she was snookered. she was singing and dancing, whirling around
and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. a crowd was
gathering, so jack pushed through and exclaimed, sister mary katherine! for
shame! you told me this was for the mother superior's constipation!

sister mary katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied: and so it is, me
lad, so it is. when she sees me, she's going to s***!
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