15 signs you drank too much.
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15 signs you drank too much

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow tipping ?with your Oldsmobile.

14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance
as you blew out your birthday candles.

13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stolid.

11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's
pancakes.

9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the
automobile.

8 - You're now the proud inventor of the Slim Jim: Ultra
Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

6 - Absolute wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape
of a bottle.

5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, Hey, it's Vomit Man!

4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find
your pants.

3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a
pan of frying onions.

2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

1 - You're now sober enough to realize Drink Canada Dry is a slogan and not
a personal challenge.
[Tag]:15 signs you drank too much
[Time]:5/9/2010
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