The drunken contest.
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The drunken contest

This man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter and
asks the bartender what its for. The bartender replies, Every night we have a
contest that you have to complete three tasks to win all the money in the jar?

The man asks, What are the tasks?

?First, you have to go over to Jimmy the bouncer and knock him out with one
hit. Then, well, threes a pit bull out back and you have to pull its blunt tooth
out. Finally, the boss抯 wife is up stairs and you have to go pleasure her. But
you have to put down ten dollars to play. said the bartender.

?Damn. says the man.

Later that night, after several drinks, the man smacks down a ten-dollar bill
and says, I'm in.

He walks over to the bouncer and swings. One hit he's out cold. The man falls
flat on his face also but gets up and walks out back. All you heard was the dog
howling. Then the man steps back in and goes over to the bartender and asks,
Now whereas that lady with the blunt tooth.
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