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One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a
beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, 揃et
you $20 I can bite my eye.?The bartender scoffs and accepts. The man then
calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a
twenty. Later that night, after a few more beers, the man wanders back to the
bar and says rather drunkenly, 揌ey barkeep, bet you another $20 I can bite my
other eye.?Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man
has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his
false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over
another twenty. The man leaves and wanders around the bar as he drinks a few
more beers. He strolls back over to the bar, leaning on it, again and calls the
bartender, 揌ey, barkeep,?he burbles, 揑'll give you a chance to win year money
back plus. Bet you $100 if you put a shot glass on that end of the bar, and I
stood on this end, I could piss into it and not spill a drop.?The bartender
eagerly accepts, knowing the feat to be impossible. The man wobbly climbs atop
the bar, zips down his fly and promptly pisses all over the bar. He zips up,
sits down, slaps the $100 on the bar and laughs uproariously. 揥hat's so
funny??says the barkeep, 搚ou just lost everything you won and more!?揥ell,?
giggles the man, 揑 just bet those guys over there $200 that I could piss all
over your bar and you wouldn't get angry.?
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