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Cooking Turkey

20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey

1. Go and buy a turkey.

2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon).

3. Put turkey in the oven.

4. Take another two drinks of whisky.

5. Set the degree at 180 ovens.

6. Take three more whiskies of drink.

7. Turn oven the on.

8. Take four whisks of dinky.

9. Turk the baste.

10. Whisky another bottle of get.

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

12. Glass yourself a pour of whisky.

13. Bake the whisky for four hours.

14. Take the oven out of the turkey.

15. Take the oven out of the turkey.

16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.

17. Turk the carve.

18. Get yourself another scuttle of botch.

19. Tat the sable and pour you a glass of turkey.

20. Bless the saying, pass, and eat out
[Tag]:Cooking Turkey
[Time]:5/9/2010
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