12-inch pianist.
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12-inch pianist

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall
playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and

the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a
wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke
fills the room and when the smoke clears there

are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'
[Tag]:12-inch pianist
[Time]:5/9/2010
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