2 drunks bar hopping.
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2 drunks bar hopping

Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free.

They only had a dollar in change between them. I've got it, follow Me. said
the first man.

They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. We'll
go into a bar and order drinks, and when the

Bartender asks for money, I'll unzip my fly and pull out the hot dog. You drop
to your knees and pretend to suck me off.

The second man agrees to this and they start their rounds.

When they get to the bar, they sit down and have a beer.

The bartender tells them, That will be 3 dollars?

The first man stands up and unzips his fly. The second man drops to his knees
and starts sucking on the hot-dog.

You faggots? screams the bartender. Get the hell out of here!

They run out and go to another bar and order drinks and when the bartender
asks for money, the first man unzips his fly, and

The second man drops to his knees.

The bartender throws them out.

After the sixth bar the second man complains, Man this isn't working out so
well, my knees are killing me!

You think you've had it bad? the first man exclaims. I lost the hotdog 4
bars ago!
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