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An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says
that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on
his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl
outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he
stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl
the four blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and
falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he
reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull
himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon
as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
''So, you've been out drinking again!!'' ''What makes you say that?'' he asks,
as he puts on an innocent face. ''The pub called, you left your wheelchair there
again.''
[Tag]:One Too Many
[Time]:5/9/2010
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