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Snail visits bar

The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, when there's a ring on the

He opens the door, and there's a snail sitting there. What do you want? asks
the landlord.

The snail replies that he wants a drink.

Go away, we're closed, and we don't serve snails anyway.

The snail pleads and pleads with the barman to give it a drink, at which the
landlord gets fed up, kicks the snail and slams the door.

..... Exactly one year later, he's locking up again, and there's a ring at the
doorbell. The landlord opens the door, and looks down to see a snail sitting

What do you want says the landlord.

What did you do that for says the snail.
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