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$1000 bet.

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that
they offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and
hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out
would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but
nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing
thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice I抎 like
to try the bet.

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little

But the crowd抯 laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist
around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man
What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?

The man replied I work for the IRS.
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