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Got any raisins?

There was this duck that walked into a bar and sat down in a stool and the
bartender said, Can I help you?

The duck said, quack, quack, quack,,, got any raisins?

The bartender said, NO! This is a bar and we don't sell raisins.

The duck walked out and then he came in the next day and sat in the very same
stool!

The bartender walked over and asked him if he could help him? The duck said,
quack, quack, quack,,, got any raisins?

The bartender said, NO this is a BAR we don't sell raisins! So the duck
walked out again and left.

He came back the next day and sat in the same stool once again! The duck
yelled at the bartender, quack, quack, quack, and got any raisins?

The bartender said, NO. And if you come back here once more I am going to
nail your webbed feet to the ground and you are going to die there.?The duck
said, ok, and left.

The next day came and sure enough the duck came back except he only peeped his
head inside the door. He said, quack, quack, got any nails? The bartender
replied, No!

The duck said Good, then you got any raisins?
[Tag]:Got any raisins?
[Time]:5/9/2010
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