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A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal
finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, What was that all about?

The bartender replies, Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal.

And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and
looks up the word 'panda.'

What's it say? asks the bartender.

The patron replies with a grin, Eats shoots and leaves?

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