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Taking it literally

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal
finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, What was that all about?

The bartender replies, Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal.

And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and
looks up the word 'panda.'

What's it say? asks the bartender.

The patron replies with a grin, Eats shoots and leaves?

[Editor Choice:]

1) At the Supermarket

2) Writing a new policy that will change America

3) Women pleasing dog

4) To pay a person in his own way in his own coin

5) In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

6) Eating Alone

7) Very stupid musician

8) Screw the women!

9) The Evangelist

10) Midway Tactics

11) Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master

12) Potato down pants

[Tag]:Taking it literally
[Time]:5/9/2010