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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, Bartender, buys everyone
in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The
drunk says, I haven't got it.

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the
street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says,
Bartender, buys everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me
the bill.

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly
be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of
the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands
the drunk a bill for $67.00. The drunk says, I haven't got it.

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living
daylights out of him, and then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, Bartender,
buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill. In disgust, the bartender
says, What, no drink for me this time?

The drunk replies, You? No way! You get too violent when you're drink.
[Tag]:Buy the House a Round
[Time]:5/9/2010
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