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What is In Your Hand?

My god! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on
a crutch, one arm in a cast.

I got in a tiff with Riley.

Riley? He's just a wee fellow, the barkeep said, surprised. He must have
had something in his hand.

Aye, that he did, Kelly said. A shovel it was.

Dear Lord, didn't you have anything in YOUR hand?

Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit. Kelly said. And a beautiful thing it
was, but not much use in a fight!
[Tag]:What is In Your Hand?
[Time]:5/9/2010
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