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Things Mom Would Never Say

How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too

Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery

Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week

Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day

Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me.

The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve

Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve

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