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Had any accidents?

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

Ever have an accident?

Nope, nary a one.

None? You've never had any accidents.

Nope. Ain't never had one. Never.

Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?

Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.

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