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Filling in for St. Peter


A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'


'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'


'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.'


'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered.


'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'


[Tag]:Filling in for St. Peter
[Time]:5/9/2010
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