Ponderings collection 38.
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Ponderings collection 38


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...


If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.


When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.


Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.


I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.


Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.


A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.


If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.


A rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.


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[Time]:5/9/2010
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