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Ponderings collection 35


Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?


Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.


How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?


If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!


Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left


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[Time]:5/9/2010
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