Ponderings collection 13.
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Ponderings collection 13


Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.


I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.


I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.


When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?


When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?


Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?


Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


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