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The president was awakened late one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.


Mr. President, said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself,
There's good news and bad news.

Oh no, muttered the president. Well, let me have the bad news first.

The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another
planet.

Geez and the good news?

The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and piss oil.

[Tag]:The good news
[Time]:5/9/2010
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