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Clintons Alternatives To Impeachment

* Must take 63 swings to the head from Mark McGwire.

* All of Clinton's interns must now be former Golden Girls.

* Arrange for him to be President of France, where they're into that stuff.

* The place: San Quentin. The cell mate: Hillary.

* Must deliver next State of the Union speech while wearing the dress.

* Every day from 9am to 10am, ordinary citizens may come to the White House
and sass him.

* At public appearances, Hail to the Chief replaced by cheesy porn movie
music.

* Must issue formal apology to Ted Kennedy for giving philandering politicians
everywhere a bad name.

* See Bobbitt, John Wayne.

* No Xena for two weeks.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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