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Bin Ladens trip to the pearly

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive! Washington, slapping Osama
in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. You wanted to end the Americans' liberty,
so they gave you death! Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says This is why I allowed the Federal
government to provide for the common defense! He drops a large weight on
Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people
who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be
judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams -
this is not what I was promised!

An angel replies I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you...
What the hell did you think I said?
[Tag]:Bin Ladens trip to the pearly
[Time]:5/9/2010
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