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A Marine colonel on his way

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself, ''Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
Nothing's even moving.''

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars
so he rolls down his window and asks, ''Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold
up?''

The Officer replies, ''The President is just so depressed about the
Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's
threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his
family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm
walking around taking up a collection for him.''

''Oh really? How much have you collected so far?''

''So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still
siphoning!''
[Tag]:A Marine colonel on his way
[Time]:5/9/2010
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