Websters Clintonese.
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Websters Clintonese

My fellow citizens = Suckers

I didn't inhale = I think you're all idiots

goals = lies

broad-based contributions = taxes

investing in our infrastructure = pork-barrel spending

spending cuts = decimating the military

jobs program = military base lay-offs

Vietnam = where?

Attorney General = the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a
criminal record

God bless America = God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue
[Tag]:Websters Clintonese
[Time]:5/9/2010
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