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Clinton抯 testimony by dry Seuss

I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I
did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first
base I did not do it in her face I never did it in a bed If you think that,
you抳e been misled I did not do it with a groan I did not do it on the phone I
did not cause her dress to stain I never boinked Saddam Hussein I did not do it
with a whip I never fondled Linda Tripp I never acted really silly With
volunteers like Kathleen Willey There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher I
chased her ''round, but could not catch her No kinky stuff, not on your life I
wouldn''t, even with my wife And Jennifer Flowers'' tale of woes Was paid for by
my right-wing foes And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers Are just a bunch of
party poopers I did not ask my friends to lie I did not hang them out to dry I
did not do it last November But if I did, I don''t remember I did not do it in
the hall I could have, but I don''t recall I never did it in my study I never
did it with my dog, Buddy I never did it to Sox, the cat I might have -once with
Arafat I never did it in a hurry I never groped Ms. Betty Currie There was no
sex at Arlington There was no sex on Air Force One I might have copped a little
feel And then endeavored to conceal But never did these things so lewd At least,
not ever in the nude These things to which I have confessed They do not count,
if we stayed dressed It never happened with a cigar I never dated Mrs.Starr I
did not know this little sin Would be retold on CNN I broke some rules my Mama
taught me I tried to hide, but now you''ve caught me But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach I might have got a little tail But never, never
did inhale
[Tag]:Clinton抯 testimony by dry Seuss
[Time]:5/9/2010
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