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Kennedy vs. Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in l846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in l946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in l860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in l960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in l908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by the there three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named Kennedy
Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
[Tag]:Kennedy vs. Lincoln
[Time]:5/9/2010
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