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Advice From Former Presidents

Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through
Washington looking for any kind of guidance. He walks up to the Washington
Monument, looks up and says, George, you were always wise, what should I do?
Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says, ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND
START OVER.
Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the past President thinks he'll try it
again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same request to
Americas author of the Declaration of Independence and one of its great early
philosophers. Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what can I do to
rally people behind me? Again a voice from above answers, WELFARE, IT'S NOT
WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER.
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to all the
historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln Memorial for guidance
from the President who met his untimely death after winning the Civil War and
keeping the country unified. Abe, I need your help, people are losing
confidence in me and they no longer trust me what should I do? After a
substantial pause Abe responds, TAKE THE DAY OFF, GO TO THE THEATER.

[Tag]:Advice From Former Presidents
[Time]:5/9/2010
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