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Little old lady

this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, help,
send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front
porch and he's playing with himself.
what? the operator exclaimed.
i said there is a f****** democrat on my front porch playing with himself and
he's weird; i don't know him and i'm afraid! please send the police! the little
old lady repeated.
well, now, how do you know he's a democrat?
because, you damn fool, if it was a republican, he'd be f****** somebody!
[Tag]:Little old lady
[Time]:5/9/2010
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