Gee, that guy looks so familiar

Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling to Hillary's high school reunion in
Chicago when they had to stop for gas. They pulled up to the full-service pump
and waited as the gas station attendant came out to fill up the limo. As he was
pumping the gas, Hillary said to Bill, Gee, that guy looks so familiar! A few
minutes later, it hit her. Bill! she said, I do know that guy! We used to
date in high school!

Bill turned to Hillary and said, Well, aren't you glad you ended up with
me?

Why? asked Hillary.

Because I'm the President of the United States and he's pumping gas!

Well, said Hillary, If I had married him, he'd be President!