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The Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing
of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away,
and grabs a 9 iron Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He
says to the frog, Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog
replies, Ribbit Lucky frog.
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think
frog?, the man asks. Ribbit 3 wood. The guy takes out 3 woods and, Boom! Hole
in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the
day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, OK
where to next? The frog replies,Ribbit Las Vegas.
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, OK frog, now what? The frog says,
Ribbit Roulette. Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, What do
you think I should bet? The frog replies, Ribbit $3000, black 6. Now, this is
a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures why not.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his
winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He puts the frog down and says,
Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am
forever grateful.
The frog replies, Ribbit Kiss Me. He figures why not, since after the entire
frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous
15-year old girl And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room so
help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.
[Tag]:The Lucky Frog
[Time]:5/9/2010
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