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10. I see the flat tax wouldn't apply to you.
9. Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here.
8. I'd like you to exercise my pocket veto.
7. Could you give my voting lever a little pull?
6. I said I wanted to keep the government out of the bedroom, but I didn't
mean this senator.
5. Hello, my name is Sen. Bob Packwood....
4. ...and have you met my friend Sen. Ted Kennedy?
3. Would you like to import some fine foreign salami?
2. Do you wanna go stuff the ballot box?
1. I've got an economic stimulus package right here in my pants...er, uh,
pocket.
[Tag]:Political pick-up lines
[Time]:5/9/2010
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