The Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky & Ted Kaczyn.
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The Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky & Ted Kaczyn

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas Hail to the Chief
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


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Said
Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


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Lewinsky
and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown.

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There
was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
She confided, when trapped,
Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky. * (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse
not to be confused with the ballet dancer.)
[Tag]:The Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky & Ted Kaczyn
[Time]:5/9/2010
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