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* Excuse me Your Honor, but she was on top.

* I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.

* She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.

* Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.

* I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my second term
in office.

* I was jealous of Nixon with his Tricky Dick nickname.

* I didn't leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it. This is the 90's, I
sent her E-MAIL!

* See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD!

* My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William KENNEDY Clinton.


* I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans--oops, I
mean it was in my genes.

* I didn't insert!
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