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Bill Clinton and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and
accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.
Clinton told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.


They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front
door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the
chauffeur came out, Bill was confused about why his driver had been in there so
long.

Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his
wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses,
explained the driver.

What did you tell the farmer? Bill asked.

The chauffeur replied, I told him I was President Clinton's driver and I'd
just killed the pig.
[Tag]:Clintons Accident
[Time]:5/9/2010
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