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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno . . .
. . . were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet,
You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have
to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his.
Janet responded. Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have
to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.
Hillary asks, Well how do you deal with the problem?
Janet: Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I
muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.
Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be
wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for
him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding
fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, Is that you Janet?
[Tag]:First Lady
[Time]:5/9/2010
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