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A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
Sir, says the cop. You were going 60 in a 50.

No, I wasn't.

Yes, you were, says the wife.

Keep quiet! says the man, angrily.

And you weren't wearing a seatbelt, says the cop.

Yes I was.

No, you weren't, says the wife.

SHUT UP! says the man, really angry.

Ma'am, asks the cop, is he always the rude and violent?

Only when he's DRUNK.
[Tag]:No, officer
[Time]:5/9/2010
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